10 Books I *Wish* I Owned.

April 22, 2012 · 7 comments

This week’s Listicle fun is about books. My list is about books I wish I owned, they may not exist… Winking smile

1. How to truly win the lottery

Do I really need to explain this one?

2. How not to waste your lottery winnings (A Dummies Guide)

My deal seeking nature wouldn’t allow me to waste any lottery winnings but just to be on the safe side..

3. How to stop your dog from sneezing 24/7

UGH.  I wish this book existed. Our dog is driving us bonkers.

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4. Official Rosie the Robot Manual

You know the OWNERS manual.  My house would be so cool clean.

5. Official Delorean Time Machine Manual

Another OWNERS manual, so we could travel back in time. Winking smile

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6. The Worlds Largest Book of Buzz Lightyear and Peter Pan Stories

The boys would love this!

7. The Diet Coke and Snickers Bar Diet

Do I need to explain this one?

8. The Complete Blogger Troubleshooting Guide (A Dummies Guide)

I would LOVE this. This would be the ultimate go to tech support for when I break my blog or have some crazy idea I want to implement.

9. Teach your newborn to read

Essential for the next book on my list.

10. Potty Train yourself (Newborn Edition)

Again do I need to explain this one?

 

What book would you add to my list?

 

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{ 7 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Stasha April 22, 2012 at 10:16 pm

Oh I needed a great laugh tonight!! Brill.I.ANT!!!! Love it.

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2 Terri Sonoda April 23, 2012 at 8:13 am

FUN list! LOVE numbers 1, 4 and 7. I sure could use number 1.

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3 Christie April 23, 2012 at 10:14 am

This list is just great. I particularly like #7 and #10, except I think I would sub Reese’s pb cubs for the Snickers. Well done.

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4 Jackie April 23, 2012 at 12:13 pm

Awesome list!
I’m thinking how to live off of less sleep and still look fabulous book!

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5 Anna April 23, 2012 at 4:24 pm

lol – love this list! Made me think about what books I wish I owned :) Rosie the robot for cleaning my house – absolutely! Diet soda and candy bar diet – done and done! Haha, very creative list.

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6 Sharon {Grumpy, Sleepy, and Bashful} April 23, 2012 at 7:37 pm

What a great take on the list for this week (which I missed!)!!

And, for the record, I totally want to go on a Diet Coke and Snickers diet.

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7 paul April 24, 2012 at 5:56 pm

Your list is hilarious. If only LOL

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